Rolf Harris case: blind woman's complaining about being groped 'like an octopus'

[Luis Anaconda]

Pretty sure you can't be 'fingered' by a leg, tbh. You can only be 'legged', surely?

I always feel we need Grimberto's expert advice on these matters

[Burney]

I always feel we need Grimberto's expert advice on these matters

Nice callback. I shudder to think how long ago that was, though.

[Ash]

I always feel we need Grimberto's expert advice on these matters

BERT01? He popped in the other day. Hit and run.

[Burney]

BERT01? He popped in the other day. Hit and run.

Did he? Ignorant ******* never said hello to me. Harrumph!

[Ash]

Did he? Ignorant ******* never said hello to me. Harrumph!

He didn't say hello to anyone. One post and vanished.

[Burney]

He didn't say hello to anyone. One post and vanished.

Really? The bloody swine. Damned rude.

In terms of re-recruitment, surely we can get Riki The Gooner back by now? He must have some amusing anecdotes.

[Luis Anaconda]

Really? The bloody swine. Damned rude.

In terms of re-recruitment, surely we can get Riki The Gooner back by now? He must have some amusing anecdotes.

He's be a shoo-in for comeback of the year

[Burney]

He's be a shoo-in for comeback of the year

Nice one. Of course, that sort of banter would flow like wine if we had Riki back.