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Thread: Rolf Harris case: blind woman's complaining about being groped 'like an octopus'

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    Rolf Harris case: blind woman's complaining about being groped 'like an octopus'

    Mind you, I can't help but feel her hubby may read this quote as a complaint about his foreplay technique.

    'Even my husband in his most passionate times never covered my body in a way like [Harris] has done.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Mind you, I can't help but feel her hubby may read this quote as a complaint about his foreplay technique.
    So copping a feel is illegal now?

    FFS b. Where will it all end?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    So copping a feel is illegal now?

    FFS b. Where will it all end?
    Apparently, yes. He'd brought his wobble board and didgeridoo to the hospital, as well. A grope seems like a fair price to pay for a free Rolf Harris concert to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Apparently, yes. He'd brought his wobble board and didgeridoo to the hospital, as well. A grope seems like a fair price to pay for a free Rolf Harris concert to me.
    I suppose this means that I'll have to stop doling out the occasional surprise frotting on the tube. It's PC gone mad, I tell you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Mind you, I can't help but feel her hubby may read this quote as a complaint about his foreplay technique.
    Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?
    He was doing that panting thing, apparently. Mind you, it could have been rubber-faced funny man Phil Cool doing an impression.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?
    Asking her if she could "guess what it is yet" was a dead giveaway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?
    Because he kept saying "Do you know who it is yet?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?
    Fingered by his extra leg
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Fingered by his extra leg
    Pretty sure you can't be 'fingered' by a leg, tbh. You can only be 'legged', surely?

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