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Thread: I read that Twitter trending topic as "30p for fellatio." :-(

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    I read that Twitter trending topic as "30p for fellatio." :-(

    Was just about to go off on a rant about Brexit and Trump and the price of Krimsekt, caviar and blinis nowadays.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Was just about to go off on a rant about Brexit and Trump and the price of Krimsekt, caviar and blinis nowadays.
    The last time I had fellatio I paid 40p. To your mum.
    When I was young and full of rage
    I hated Tottenham to the core
    But now I've reached a gentler age
    I hate the fùckers even more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat View Post
    The last time I had fellatio I paid 40p. To your mum.
    Oh? I hope you got change.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    I feel for you reds, you seem to attract more 'you're mum' **** than anyone else. ****s, the lot of .em I say.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    I feel for you reds, you seem to attract more 'you're mum' **** than anyone else. ****s, the lot of .em I say.
    Your mum.
    When I was young and full of rage
    I hated Tottenham to the core
    But now I've reached a gentler age
    I hate the fùckers even more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat View Post
    Your mum.
    oops btw, I ****ed your mum this morning Guns
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat View Post
    Your mum.
    Cheeky *******. I suppose it was you that awarded me that avatar as well, wasn't it.

    In fairness, it actually works rather well.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Cheeky *******. I suppose it was you that awarded me that avatar as well, wasn't it.

    In fairness, it actually works rather well.
    Well redg - after the site leaders clubbed together to reactivate the avatar function, we held a meeting in camera to allocate avatars to highly regarded posters. You ended up with Bill. That's democracy for you.
    When I was young and full of rage
    I hated Tottenham to the core
    But now I've reached a gentler age
    I hate the fùckers even more.

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