Morgan Schneiderlinn, £22m.

[World's End Stella]

Meh - not much better than Elneny who was 5 million - that is a bargain

Bargains my arse. Who cares about bargains when the club is awash with cash.

You want to know what a bargain would have been? Higuain for 32mil a few years back. Now that was a bargain.

[Ash]

Bargains my arse. Who cares about bargains when the club is awash with cash.

You want to know what a bargain would have been? Higuain for 32mil a few years back. Now that was a bargain.

All that cash floating around will pretty quickly get hoovered up by those greedy shítcùnts for whom no amount of money is ever enough.

And that's just Gazidis.

[SWv2]

............... . those greedy shítcùnts for whom no amount of money is ever enough.

He is sat at home with his new coffee machine.

The dick.

[Ash]

He is sat at home with his new coffee machine.

The dick.

I have a new coffee machine too - a de Longhi, as recommended by Sir C. It makes wonderful coffee.

[SWv2]

I have a new coffee machine too - a de Longhi, as recommended by Sir C. It makes wonderful coffee.

I wish you every enjoyment from your new hard earned purchase, or whatever the appropriate term of congratulatory warmth would be.

[Ash]

I wish you every enjoyment from your new hard earned purchase, or whatever the appropriate term of congratulatory warmth would be.

Thank-you. I believe 'Happy Christmas' would be the appropriate phrase. Good old Santa.