Went for my first classical concert in a year - Beethoven's 9th - and wondered

[Mo Britain less Europe]

not for the first time if there would be any difference to the music if the guy with the baton were to be replaced by, say, a masturbating chimpanzee.

[eastgermanautos]

not for the first time if there would be any difference to the music if the guy with the baton were to be replaced by, say, a masturbating chimpanzee.

The 9th can be a real clusterfvck all right.

[Ash]

not for the first time if there would be any difference to the music if the guy with the baton were to be replaced by, say, a masturbating chimpanzee.

Not sre how much the 1st violins would enjoy being splodged over, tbh.