Mince pies

[Sir C]

Don't eat many but don't mind the odd one or two. At this time of year it is traditional for AWIMB to bitch and whine about the inadequacies of the unholy trio of mince pies, christmas pud and christmas cake.

In my youth I rather enjoyed christmas pudding, but mainly as a vehicle for large dollops of cream.

Now I can't really bear the thought tbh.

[Ash]

In my youth I rather enjoyed christmas pudding, but mainly as a vehicle for large dollops of cream.

Now I can't really bear the thought tbh.

I don't really eat puddings and sweet things anyway, as I'd rather fill myself up on meat and veg. I have a small amount of pud out of politeness seeing as someone has taken the trouble to prepare the bloody thing with, as you say, plenty of cream.

[SWv2]

In my youth I rather enjoyed christmas pudding, but mainly as a vehicle for large dollops of cream.

Now I can't really bear the thought tbh.

Were you a fat ******* as a kid? I imagine you were.

[Sir C]

Were you a fat ******* as a kid? I imagine you were.

No, far from it. Why would you imagine such a thing? Should you be imagining my body when I was a child? I'm not sure that's a particularly healthy habit you've got into there.

And stop touching yourself.

[SWv2]

No, far from it. Why would you imagine such a thing? Should you be imagining my body when I was a child? I'm not sure that's a particularly healthy habit you've got into there.

And stop touching yourself.

A simple question. I am shocked how your twisted mind has turned an innocent exhange on it's head.

I will wager you volunteer as a Santa in your local shopping centre.

[Sir C]

A simple question. I am shocked how your twisted mind has turned an innocent exhange on it's head.

I will wager you volunteer as a Santa in your local shopping centre.

Sadly my days of disguising myself with a false beard and lifting strangers' children onto my lap are over, sw.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sadly my days of disguising myself with a false beard and lifting strangers' children onto my lap are over, sw.

The scars of Rolf run deep

[Sir C]

The scars of Rolf run deep

Yes. Well that and the restraining order