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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    They've got lemon curd in them as well as mincemeat, which makes them nice.

    I did see it. Pleased for the little Scotcher as he seemed nice and was very good. Besides, he lives in Glasgow with five brats and a massive sow of a wife, so he needed something good to happen in his life.
    Looking at the thing he is married to ruined it for me. The state of it! And he must have poked it five times. Utterly, utterly foul. No, I'm afraid I lost all respect for the sectarian violence enthusiast when I saw the bloater that carries his name.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Were you a fat ******* as a kid? I imagine you were.
    No, far from it. Why would you imagine such a thing? Should you be imagining my body when I was a child? I'm not sure that's a particularly healthy habit you've got into there.

    And stop touching yourself.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No, far from it. Why would you imagine such a thing? Should you be imagining my body when I was a child? I'm not sure that's a particularly healthy habit you've got into there.

    And stop touching yourself.
    A simple question. I am shocked how your twisted mind has turned an innocent exhange on it's head.

    I will wager you volunteer as a Santa in your local shopping centre.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Looking at the thing he is married to ruined it for me. The state of it! And he must have poked it five times. Utterly, utterly foul. No, I'm afraid I lost all respect for the sectarian violence enthusiast when I saw the bloater that carries his name.
    He ought probably to stop feeding her.

    And definitely stop f¨cking her.

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    A simple question. I am shocked how your twisted mind has turned an innocent exhange on it's head.

    I will wager you volunteer as a Santa in your local shopping centre.
    Sadly my days of disguising myself with a false beard and lifting strangers' children onto my lap are over, sw.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He ought probably to stop feeding her.

    And definitely stop f¨cking her.
    I watched the episode the other night where the contestants were in Oslo.

    Now I am as adventurous as the next man but quite frankly they can **** off with their shaved reindeer hearts and wee ants.

    Dirty Oslo *******s.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Sadly my days of disguising myself with a false beard and lifting strangers' children onto my lap are over, sw.
    The scars of Rolf run deep
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    The scars of Rolf run deep
    Yes. Well that and the restraining order

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Yes. Well that and the restraining order
    Ho ho hoooooo
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Where do we stand on these things?

    Just had my first and as ever, year after year, I find myself undecided.

    They are utter Crap imo
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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