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Thread: Ooh I would love to be a fly on the wall when Monty goes on his "free" holiday

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    Ooh I would love to be a fly on the wall when Monty goes on his "free" holiday

    • From the moment the salty bitch at the budget airline desk tells him the flights aren't paid for
    • to the moment he finds himself cheek by jowel with the kind of disgusting scumbags he loathes and despises, but cannot call cancer deserving ****s because he isn't hiding behind a keyboard
    • to the moment they arrive at the hotel to discover it isn't even half built
    • to the moment at the poolside when the hairy arsed plumber from Croydon suggests his wife should "get her tits ahhht"
    • to the moment his wife expects him to restore her honour but realises he's cowering in the latrines pretending to need a ****
    • to the moment she petulantly blames the whole disaster on his jewishness and announces her intention to divorce him.



    You will share every excruciating detail with us won't you M?

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    Herbert Chapman.
    How the devil are you sir?
    Long time. Trust all is sooper!
    Glad to see you love in with Monty has not abated. He has missed you so.

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    I do like the Croydon one
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Hey Lady - didn't see this earlier I am fighting fit and full o' beans and determined to continue in my mission to repeatedly tell that little sh1t Monty what an unspeakable fanny-wart he is.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbette Chapman - aged 15 View Post
    Hey Lady - didn't see this earlier I am fighting fit and full o' beans and determined to continue in my mission to repeatedly tell that little sh1t Monty what an unspeakable fanny-wart he is.
    Nice bullet points in the OP btw, Herbs.

    • Should
    • be
    • used
    • more
    • often

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Nice bullet points in the OP btw, Herbs.
    You 'avin a pop at me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbette Chapman - aged 15 View Post
    You 'avin a pop at me?
    No, I was being sincere.

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