A woman has left a screaming baby with me under the instructions that I must keep it
alive for the next four hours. Apparently the fact that said baby is technically my daughter should mean I take on this responsibility uncomplainingly.
alive for the next four hours. Apparently the fact that said baby is technically my daughter should mean I take on this responsibility uncomplainingly.
I do not recall signing up for this sh*t
I go on parental leave in February. He's still a whiny little **** at the moment so i hope there's some progress in the next two months.
Just turned one. He's in that crawl/climbing phase and has a new bruise on his head at least once a week. Starting to get worried they think we're child abusers
As if encouraging fathers to stay at home with their baby is in any way "progressive".
Saying that, I just managed to get mine to sleep, and as it screamed in my face I was only fleetingly tempted to stab it in the throat :competentdad:
My eldest threw her teddy at a glass of milk I was holding for her, went all over me. I took one look at her and chucked the rest over her.......there was quite a lot more milk in the glass than I'd thought :baddad:
Is this new / additional parental leave or did you just not bother when the kid was born?
I am aware you Scandi types have very progressive ways of doing these things.
Didn't bother when he was born. My girlfriend took 14 months and will save some days and i've got 60 days paid to use so i might spread them out over 4-6 months. I'll use three or four days a week.
alive for the next four hours. Apparently the fact that said baby is technically my daughter should mean I take on this responsibility uncomplainingly.
I do not recall signing up for this sh*t
Do you know this woman. It would be a bit disappointing if you did?
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman