Reply With QuoteImagine his breath. Gefilte fish and shíte.Originally Posted by Burney
Oh, for fück's sake! I don't need to hear about your father vomiting faeces.
Monty will put him up for Britain's Got TalentOh, for fück's sake! I don't need to hear about your father vomiting faeces.
10 characters? Pile of cund.
Imagine his breath. Gefilte fish and shíte.Oh, for fück's sake! I don't need to hear about your father vomiting faeces.
It was truly rank. The thing is, he was in such a daze when the doctor's explained what was happening, I don't think he took it on board. I still think he reckons it was that colour because of something he'd eaten.Oh, for fück's sake! I don't need to hear about your father vomiting faeces.
I might break it to him as we sit down to Christmas dinner, just for the bantz.
Talking sh.it runs in the familyImagine his breath. Gefilte fish and shíte.
Token 'like father, like son' comment.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
'Oy vey! My kishkas are fercockt!'Imagine his breath. Gefilte fish and shíte.
Fancy another game? I haven't played myself for years now and wouldn't mind hitting a few balls and shaking some of the rust off, as they say. Fnar fnar.Not really, but I'd like to get better. I played Awimb's Ash a few years back and I think he was playing with the handbrake on and still bantered me off with embarrassing ease
I used to be really quite handy. My groundstrokes are still pretty decent, but my serve went years ago when I basically fücked my shoulder.Not really, but I'd like to get better. I played Awimb's Ash a few years back and I think he was playing with the handbrake on and still bantered me off with embarrassing ease
Definitely, although I'll have to decide whether to charge you for the guest pass, which I get two of a month as part of my membership, but ordinarily costs £25.
Let me have a few knock arounds first as I think I've only played once since our game
We could play in Waterlow Park. Or on the Heath.Definitely, although I'll have to decide whether to charge you for the guest pass, which I get two of a month as part of my membership, but ordinarily costs £25.
Let me have a few knock arounds first as I think I've only played once since our game
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