Reply With QuoteThat'll be you getting an audit in the New Year, then.Originally Posted by Sir C
My FD is off sick. Usually when she's on holiday I use her special box of tricks and passwords and shít top access the bank and pay the bills and that. Yesterday I couldn't log in so, with the innocence of a child, I called the bank for help.
The bloke nearly shít himself. "You've been using someone else's log in? Terms and conditions! Fraud! Aaaaarggh!" Over-excitable ****.
Now I can't pay anyone, so touch fúcking shít if we owe you money.
That'll be you getting an audit in the New Year, then.
You'll have to pop down to the Money shop.
An audit? From the bank?That'll be you getting an audit in the New Year, then.The bank can go fúck themselves. Jumped-up beancounting tóssers. Those fánnies do what I tell them, not vice versa.
No. They'll pass on this information to THE MAN and he'll come and squeeze your teste-satchel in an eye-watering fashion.An audit? From the bank?
I don't understand their reaction. Having multiple people using this sort of thing isn't that uncommon.An audit? From the bank?
What if your FD leaves? You have to open a new account? You have encountered a jobsworth.
THE MAN constantly has my sac in a vice, which he tightens half a turn each morning. I'm incapable of feeling any extra pain from the ****.
Sir C I am very sorry to hear of this. Will you be featured in that gripping television show 'Can't pay we'll take it away' ?
I think I'm supposed to have my own log in details. I guess so that after all the money has been shipped out to Brazil they can identify who did it. They'll know it was me though, because I'll be the one on the beach in Rio.
Perhaps ina new show entitled, 'I'm Just Tired Of Paying This **** Now Please Fúck Off."
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