What are the chances of me successfully jibbing into Old Trafford tomorrow?

[Ash]

Alternatively, one of you lovely people could sort me out with a spare. Would have my eternal gratitude as well as a free pint or two. (Or more.)

Good luck with this project PotatoNoel

[PotatoNoel]

Thank you for your interest in my affairs, Ash. I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow. If I can be bothered getting out of bed.

[Pat Vegas]

Thank you for your interest in my affairs, Ash. I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow. If I can be bothered getting out of bed.

Maybe that's better. Wake up and see what the damage is.

However we will win FACT.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Will there be space for your wife?

Or am I confusing characters here?

[Ash]

However we will win FACT.

That news is just fantastic, that is really what I think.
Oh by the way, who scores the dink?

[Pat Vegas]

That news is just fantastic, that is really what I think.
Oh by the way, who scores the dink?

An unlikely scorer tomorrow.
Xhaka. if he doesn't play, Elneny

[eastgermanautos]

An unlikely scorer tomorrow.
Xhaka. if he doesn't play, Elneny

ElNeny is accomplished at punting the ball to row Z. However, I still like him. He's up for it. no question.

[barrybueno]

lool ManU away + ¬Jose = forget it