Ah very good, more excellent news. Did you not feel the need to get out of the city at all? When I googled it looked like there were a few interesting things to see not far outside of the city. This appealed to me:
Went there with that intention, but it was September and too hot to think about making day trips anywhere. You just get into the rhythm of meandering, eating, drinking, etc. It explains why Spaniards are so lazy, I guess.
Perhaps Monty's gimp mask didn't help and he passed out.
Perhaps asphyxiation was involved? I used to know a woman who was forever trying to strangle me during the act. Silly cow had got it into her head that men liked this (presumably from some previous boyfriend). I had to make it abundantly clear that I did not.
Perhaps auto-eroticism was involved? I used to know a woman who was forever trying to strangle me during the act. Silly cow had got it into her head that men liked this (presumably from some previous boyfriend). I had to make it abundantly clear that I did not.