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Thread: 2016: 20 years of Arsene Wenger, 20 years of South Park and as of today

  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh. Did he stop or just carry on?
    It was with the mother of my children - have some respect.

    (she stopped and went inside in a huff)

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    Ah very good, more excellent news. Did you not feel the need to get out of the city at all? When I googled it looked like there were a few interesting things to see not far outside of the city. This appealed to me:

    https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attrac...partner=Viator
    Went there with that intention, but it was September and too hot to think about making day trips anywhere. You just get into the rhythm of meandering, eating, drinking, etc. It explains why Spaniards are so lazy, I guess.

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    It was with the mother of my children - have some respect.

    (she stopped and went inside in a huff)
    So you were on viagra or similar?

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    It was with the mother of my children - have some respect.

    (she stopped and went inside in a huff)
    I do think a huff is probably justified in that instance. Indeed, you were lucky to get away with just a huff.

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I do think a huff is probably justified in that instance. Indeed, you were lucky to get away with just a huff.
    I want more info to be honest.

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I do think a huff is probably justified in that instance. Indeed, you were lucky to get away with just a huff.
    It was about 2am, I'd had a big meal and a few beers. The steam from the Jacuzzi combined with the balmy night air just totally knocked me out.

    It's never happened before, I promise

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    It was about 2am, I'd had a big meal and a few beers. The steam from the Jacuzzi combined with the balmy night air just totally knocked me out.

    It's never happened before, I promise
    One assumes she was on top? That's never good on a full stomach imo.

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    One assumes she was on top? That's never good on a full stomach imo.
    Perhaps Monty's gimp mask didn't help and he passed out.

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Perhaps Monty's gimp mask didn't help and he passed out.
    Perhaps asphyxiation was involved? I used to know a woman who was forever trying to strangle me during the act. Silly cow had got it into her head that men liked this (presumably from some previous boyfriend). I had to make it abundantly clear that I did not.

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Perhaps auto-eroticism was involved? I used to know a woman who was forever trying to strangle me during the act. Silly cow had got it into her head that men liked this (presumably from some previous boyfriend). I had to make it abundantly clear that I did not.
    not for me Clive.

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