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[Keith]

What Do You Want To Be Mesut Ozil?
by Keith Arsenal

Where can you find pleasure?
Search the world for treasure?
Where can you win the champions league?
Make your dreams all come true?
Where can you win the league?

In Emirates Stadium!
Yes, you can win the champions league!
In Emirates Stadium!
Yes, you can win the league!
In Emirates Stadium!
Come on now Mesut Ozil, make a stand.
In Emirates Stadium!

Mesut Ozil, win the champions league.
I said, Mesut Ozil, win the league.

It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.
It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.

They have spent some ****ing money,
You can win the champions league.

It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.
It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.

They have the team.
You can win the league.

Mesut Ozil, are you listening to me?
I said, Mesut Ozil, what do you want to be?
I said, Mesut Ozil, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing:

Ozil please stay.

And...

It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.
It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.

[Pat Vegas]

What Do You Want To Be Mesut Ozil?
by Keith Arsenal

Where can you find pleasure?
Search the world for treasure?
Where can you win the champions league?
Make your dreams all come true?
Where can you win the league?

In Emirates Stadium!
Yes, you can win the champions league!
In Emirates Stadium!
Yes, you can win the league!
In Emirates Stadium!
Come on now Mesut Ozil, make a stand.
In Emirates Stadium!

Mesut Ozil, win the champions league.
I said, Mesut Ozil, win the league.

It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.
It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.

They have spent some ****ing money,
You can win the champions league.

It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.
It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.

They have the team.
You can win the league.

Mesut Ozil, are you listening to me?
I said, Mesut Ozil, what do you want to be?
I said, Mesut Ozil, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing:

Ozil please stay.

And...

It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.
It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.

Keith you are actually quite talented.

[Norn Iron]

Explicit lyrics in that song, Keith. Do you have a version suitable for the radio? That kids could listen to?

[SWv2]

What Do You Want To Be Mesut Ozil?
by Keith Arsenal

Where can you find pleasure?
Search the world for treasure?
Where can you win the champions league?
Make your dreams all come true?
Where can you win the league?

In Emirates Stadium!
Yes, you can win the champions league!
In Emirates Stadium!
Yes, you can win the league!
In Emirates Stadium!
Come on now Mesut Ozil, make a stand.
In Emirates Stadium!

Mesut Ozil, win the champions league.
I said, Mesut Ozil, win the league.

It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.
It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.

They have spent some ****ing money,
You can win the champions league.

It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.
It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.

They have the team.
You can win the league.

Mesut Ozil, are you listening to me?
I said, Mesut Ozil, what do you want to be?
I said, Mesut Ozil, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing:

Ozil please stay.

And...

It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.
It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.

You lost me on the third line.

[SWv2]

Explicit lyrics in that song, Keith. Do you have a version suitable for the radio? That kids could listen to?

I see newspaper suggestions this morning, perhaps untrue who knows, that Ozil wants £250k a week on the new deal.

Where do you stand on this Norn???

I say pay the man.

[TheCurly]

I'm quietly looking forward to hearing the 12" Dance remix

[SWv2]

I'm quietly looking forward to hearing the 12" Dance remix

You could perhaps drop it in on your Friday night gig, on the QT like, gauge the reaction of the crowd.

When I say ‘crowd’ you know what I mean.

[Norn Iron]

Given his performance in the last game, I'd say **** him.

He's definitely a top level player and one of the best in his position. I'm sure they can come to some sort of agreement. Arsenal offered 180k apparently. Meet somewhere in the middle, he's worth it.

[SWv2]

Given his performance in the last game, I'd say **** him.

He's definitely a top level player and one of the best in his position. I'm sure they can come to some sort of agreement. Arsenal offered 180k apparently. Meet somewhere in the middle, he's worth it.

Of course, you can’t actually pay somebody £250,000 per week.

You give him a big whack of a lump sum to work out the difference and then pay him £200,000 or whatever.

[Burney]

What Do You Want To Be Mesut Ozil?
by Keith Arsenal

Where can you find pleasure?
Search the world for treasure?
Where can you win the champions league?
Make your dreams all come true?
Where can you win the league?

In Emirates Stadium!
Yes, you can win the champions league!
In Emirates Stadium!
Yes, you can win the league!
In Emirates Stadium!
Come on now Mesut Ozil, make a stand.
In Emirates Stadium!

Mesut Ozil, win the champions league.
I said, Mesut Ozil, win the league.

It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.
It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.

They have spent some ****ing money,
You can win the champions league.

It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.
It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.

They have the team.
You can win the league.

Mesut Ozil, are you listening to me?
I said, Mesut Ozil, what do you want to be?
I said, Mesut Ozil, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing:

Ozil please stay.

And...

It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.
It's great to win in Emirates Stadium.

Hmmm. It reads like a drunken madman hectoring the poor chap in the street. Well done.