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Thread: Tell you what: The Nobel Peace Prize really is a load of old bòllocks, isn't it?

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    Tell you what: The Nobel Peace Prize really is a load of old bòllocks, isn't it?

    They've just given it to a bloke whose voters just rejected his peace plan and is now as a result going back to war. They gave it to the EU for fùck alone knows what reason. They gave it that Pakistani girl for getting shot in the head and not dying; to Obama for...errr...being black; they once gave it to Henry Kissinger and one of the early ones was given to Teddy Roosevelt, who was possibly the US's most belligerent President ever, ffs!

    Clueless scandiwegian cùnts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    They've just given it to a bloke whose voters just rejected his peace plan and is now as a result going back to war. They gave it to the EU for fùck alone knows what reason. They gave it that Pakistani girl for getting shot in the head and not dying; to Obama for...errr...being black; they once gave it to Henry Kissinger and one of the early ones was given to Teddy Roosevelt, who was possibly the US's most belligerent President ever, ffs!

    Clueless scandiwegian cùnts.
    Funniest bit was when they gave it to two terrorists: Begin and Arafat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo Britain less Europe View Post
    Funniest bit was when they gave it to two terrorists: Begin and Arafat.
    top 10 Arafat moments?
    I'll start #1 giving blood after 9/11

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    top 10 Arafat moments?
    I'll start #1 giving blood after 9/11
    Getting poisoned by Mossad was pretty funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    top 10 Arafat moments?
    I'll start #1 giving blood after 9/11
    #2 The one where Noah's ark ended up on top of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    #2 The one where Noah's ark ended up on top of it.
    You do think that even thousands of years ago people must have been thinking 'Actually, this whole 'Noah's Ark' thing doesn't add up, does it? What about birds, insects, sea mammals and fish? How would you get all those animals on an Ark that size? This is bullshít, Jehosephat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You do think that even thousands of years ago people must have been thinking 'Actually, this whole 'Noah's Ark' thing doesn't add up, does it? What about birds, insects, sea mammals and fish? How would you get all those animals on an Ark that size? This is bullshít, Jehosephat!
    Whose meat did the carnivores eat? What happens to inbreeding? Why didn't Noah step on one of the fu cking cockroaches?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You do think that even thousands of years ago people must have been thinking 'Actually, this whole 'Noah's Ark' thing doesn't add up, does it? What about birds, insects, sea mammals and fish? How would you get all those animals on an Ark that size? This is bullshít, Jehosephat!
    Not sure that sea mammals and fish would be too fussed by a bit more water about the place. And brids and flying insects just have to keep flying. That leaves the beetles, and we know how God loves beetles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You do think that even thousands of years ago people must have been thinking 'Actually, this whole 'Noah's Ark' thing doesn't add up, does it? What about birds, insects, sea mammals and fish? How would you get all those animals on an Ark that size? This is bullshít, Jehosephat!
    Excuse me.

    http://www.thejournal.ie/danny-healy...34322-Aug2016/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    They've just given it to a bloke whose voters just rejected his peace plan and is now as a result going back to war. They gave it to the EU for fùck alone knows what reason. They gave it that Pakistani girl for getting shot in the head and not dying; to Obama for...errr...being black; they once gave it to Henry Kissinger and one of the early ones was given to Teddy Roosevelt, who was possibly the US's most belligerent President ever, ffs!

    Clueless scandiwegian cùnts.
    How very ****ing dare you! :bettywilliams:

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