I think when you're both in your 40s, it's a bit much to ask for wedding presents, which are surely designed for young people just starting out in life?
There's the rub; if there was going to be enough swag in it to set you up for life, surely you'd be a fool to wait until your forties.
One wonders what they teach people in school nowadays.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."