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Thread: Is there a worse human experience than standing at a urinal while wearing

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    Is there a worse human experience than standing at a urinal while wearing

    shorts and/or no socks and feeling the backsplash of someone else's urine hit your bare skin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    shorts and/or no socks and feeling the backsplash of someone else's urine hit your bare skin?
    I expect so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    shorts and/or no socks and feeling the backsplash of someone else's urine hit your bare skin?
    On the legs and feet? I don't mind urine on the legs, really.

    On the face, not so good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    shorts and/or no socks and feeling the backsplash of someone else's urine hit your bare skin?
    you never realise how much splashing there.

    Usually on holiday I will notice this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    On the legs and feet? I don't mind urine on the legs, really.

    On the face, not so good.
    Even worse if it goes on your chips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    shorts and/or no socks and feeling the backsplash of someone else's urine hit your bare skin?
    I've been wondering when it became such a hazard wearing light-coloured trousers and using the urinal. As a young man, I don't remember having any issues with stainage following a trip to the urinal, but now I have to be highly cautious and so thorough in my shaking that I could be mistaken for a sex criminal.

    I can't work out if it's just another hideous effect of age or that I care now in a way I didn't as a youth. Or whether I just wear more light-coloured trousers now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I've been wondering when it became such a hazard wearing light-coloured trousers and using the urinal. As a young man, I don't remember having any issues with stainage following a trip to the urinal, but now I have to be highly cautious and so thorough in my shaking that I could be mistaken for a sex criminal.

    I can't work out if it's just another hideous effect of age or that I care now in a way I didn't as a youth. Or whether I just wear more light-coloured trousers now.
    You mean chinos don’t you?

    Jesus wept.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    You mean chinos don’t you?

    Jesus wept.
    No. More your sort of faun and khaki cavalry twill-type efforts.

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    Having a shave before a hernia operation and hearing giggles
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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