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  1. 09-29-2016, 03:53 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Halfway through his new year's eve show once, v read out a tweet from her timeline that had me almost hysterical.

    And I've found it!

    "Imagine Jools on top of you. His Cheshire Cat páedo grin stretching his melted face as he says sexy things like "on my left, your right tit""
    Imagine his lithe, yet powerful fingers as he played boogie-woogie with your underparts
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  2. 09-29-2016, 03:55 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Imagine his lithe, yet powerful fingers as he played boogie-woogie with your underparts
    Yes yes, but "on my left, your right tit" is fúcking genius!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Yes yes, but "on my left, your right tit" is fúcking genius!
    Oh, yes, yes. Very good, but thanks to that I'm thinking of Jools Holland having sex with your wife now and it's not a happy thought.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, yes, yes. Very good, but thanks to that I'm thinking of Jools Holland having sex with your wife now and it's not a happy thought.
    Imagine the post shag , mega smug grin on his face hands behind his head
    Ashtray on his weedy chest
    10 characters? Pile of cund.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Imagine the post shag , mega smug grin on his face hands behind his head
    Ashtray on his weedy chest
    He'd light up a cigar, wouldn't he?
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