Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Halfway through his new year's eve show once, v read out a tweet from her timeline that had me almost hysterical.

And I've found it!

"Imagine Jools on top of you. His Cheshire Cat páedo grin stretching his melted face as he says sexy things like "on my left, your right tit""
Imagine his lithe, yet powerful fingers as he played boogie-woogie with your underparts