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    I had a dream last night where my p1ss and sweat turned bright purple.

    Beat that, AWIMB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Beat that, AWIMB.
    Think it means you are either gay or a Corbynite. Your choice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Beat that, AWIMB.
    I dreamt that Bruce Springsteen was hanging out at my house, and the garden was full of fans mooing, "Brooooooooce", and he was scared to go to the window so I gave him a cuddle.

    Woke up with tentative signs of tumescence. The nearest thing I've had to an erection since 1998

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I dreamt that Bruce Springsteen was hanging out at my house, and the garden was full of fans mooing, "Brooooooooce", and he was scared to go to the window so I gave him a cuddle.

    Woke up with tentative signs of tumescence. The nearest thing I've had to an erection since 1998
    I assume you've readed his book? Any good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I assume you've readed his book? Any good?
    Not yet. I'll need to work up to it. Having watched numerous interviews with him, I am prepared for some extremely lengthy rambles around, under and over some indecipherable point, never quite alighting on a comprehensible reason for starting the sentence.

    The reviews are good, mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Not yet. I'll need to work up to it. Having watched numerous interviews with him, I am prepared for some extremely lengthy rambles around, under and over some indecipherable point, never quite alighting on a comprehensible reason for starting the sentence.

    The reviews are good, mind.
    That's what literary editors and ghostwriters are for, I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    That's what literary editors and ghostwriters are for, I guess.
    Yes. There was, of course, no ghost writer involved, and input from the editor was... minor. Can you really imagine Springsteen allowing anyone to mess with his Words?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Not yet. I'll need to work up to it. Having watched numerous interviews with him, I am prepared for some extremely lengthy rambles around, under and over some indecipherable point, never quite alighting on a comprehensible reason for starting the sentence.

    The reviews are good, mind.
    Costello's was ace.**** knows every bastárd that has ever had a recording career

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCurly View Post
    Costello's was ace.**** knows every bastárd that has ever had a recording career
    You've seen him live, I suspect? I was amazed how the shortársed little fúcker, no more than 4' 11", grew to 6' when he strapped on a guitar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I assume you've readed his book? Any good?
    Unlikely, I'd say. A chap spends his life writing and then after all that *still* feels the need to explain himself in a book.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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