This is an appalling idea, and terrible for business. The hard-working hospitality industry is still reeling from the abomination that is dry january. If these bloody Salvation Army types are going to be firing salvoes at us in autumn as well we might as well shut down and throw ourselves out on the streets.
There's some add on the radio I had to listen to the other day about cutting down on your alcohol intake. Some annoying tw@t with a really condescending attitude lectures you on how much you drink and what it does to you blah blah blah.
I asked the missus who paid for this sort of nonsense and she said it was almost certainly the NHS. Like they've got the money to piss about with garbage like that.
Message reported to Bueno who died laughing. RIP.
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