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Thread: I was offered 80,000 shares in a start up company

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    I was offered 80,000 shares in a start up company

    in exchange for our Italian property.



    They are currently worth 1 pence so he wants to buy it for £800

    Then again if they become big I will be the new Mark Cuban.

    Of course I don't believe a word of it as they haven't even seen the place.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    in exchange for our Italian property.



    They are currently worth 1 pence so he wants to buy it for £800

    Then again if they become big I will be the new Mark Cuban.

    Of course I don't believe a word of it as they haven't even seen the place.
    You might want to give that one a swerve, Pat. More chances of making a fortune by selling used condoms on eBay, I expect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    You might want to give that one a swerve, Pat. More chances of making a fortune by selling used condoms on eBay, I expect.
    I will deliberately forget the name of the company.

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    I worked with a girl who sold her 'worn - not washed' knickers on the internet.

    She made enough to give up her 'proper job'.

    Seems there are enough desperate / sad people about...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    I worked with a girl who sold her 'worn - not washed' knickers on the internet.

    She made enough to give up her 'proper job'.

    Seems there are enough desperate / sad people about...
    Actually whilst googling on how to dispose of this rubber, Typing used con. it comes up with 'used condoms for sale'


  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    I worked with a girl who sold her 'worn - not washed' knickers on the internet.

    She made enough to give up her 'proper job'.

    Seems there are enough desperate / sad people about...
    Hang on a minute if she was that busy doing it how did she have time to wear all of these knickers?

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    I don't know, f. I never discussed with her the operational detail of her enterprise...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Actually whilst googling on how to dispose of this rubber, Typing used con. it comes up with 'used condoms for sale'

    Why do you need to google what to do with a used condom, ffs!?

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    I don't know, f. I never discussed with her the operational detail of her enterprise...
    I suppose the issue is how long the knickers must be worn to be categorised as 'worn'; one suspects that Trading Standards have regulations covering these details.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    I don't know, f. I never discussed with her the operational detail of her enterprise...
    Presumably she must have bought the cheapest knickers available in bulk in order to maximise her profit margin. And got really sweaty in them. As long as the customer was covering shipping, she was quids in imo. I reckon she could have got through four or five pairs a day.

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