Chap in my office has come in today after the long weekend and his head is like a Belisha beacon. Imagine not being able to go out on a sunny day without worrying about burning your scalp. Ugh. It must just be shít. Baldies have my sympathy.
It's what hats were invented for, I think.Originally Posted by Burney
Chap in my office has come in today after the long weekend and his head is like a Belisha beacon. Imagine not being able to go out on a sunny day without worrying about burning your scalp. Ugh. It must just be shít. Baldies have my sympathy.
Must save lots of money on combs, shampoos, conditioner etc... not to mention hairdressers.
I have hair, but haven't used a comb for about 30 years. I do spend rather a lot of money at my hair consultant's salon though. She is excellent.
CombsShirley no-one has used a comb this century Mo?
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Hang on just a minute......Chap in my office has come in today after the long weekend and his head is like a Belisha beacon. Imagine not being able to go out on a sunny day without worrying about burning your scalp. Ugh. It must just be shít. Baldies have my sympathy.
You work in an office?
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
Where did you think he worked? On a building site? Down a coal mine?
He's a traffic warden ain't he?
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Knotted handkerchiefChap in my office has come in today after the long weekend and his head is like a Belisha beacon. Imagine not being able to go out on a sunny day without worrying about burning your scalp. Ugh. It must just be shít. Baldies have my sympathy.
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"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
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