Chap in my office has come in today after the long weekend and his head is like a Belisha beacon. Imagine not being able to go out on a sunny day without worrying about burning your scalp. Ugh. It must just be shít. Baldies have my sympathy.
Knotted handkerchief
Calceus major subvertit
Even your flob stinks of garlic
If you're at a party and can't work out who is the weirdest most geeky person there it's probably YOU