I do like the use of 'mental health', as if someone has gone proper loopy over this drinking their own piss sitting on the floor of a train carriage.
No. It's not proper mental, it's just people feeling a bit sad because the world isn't full of fluffy cùnting bunnies and not everything goes their way. When did people get this pathetic?
Do you think the Mail are doing a wee bit of a vom today having to praise the French B?
I think we're all feeling a bit odd about things. The Independent's just run a story about mussies on Brighton beach comparing us favourably with another country, so it's odd bedfellows all round. I've just found myself agreeing wholeheartedly with Nicolas Sarkozy ffs!