Has Arsenalfan TV captured a glorious rant yet? :hehe:

[Dorset Gooner]

It's a mentally ill Nigerian offering Arsene Wenger advice regarding our financial plans.

Account no. & sort code please

[Sir C]

Are you not worried that the mistral and the cigales will drive you mad? The last time I spent two weeks down that way I did start to understand why they say that about the mistral.

All well, ta. The glw and I have been discussing when next we might see you. I would thus entreat you to consult your diaries forthwith for a time when you might come up and see us.

I think 'our' bit is sheltered from the full effects of 'The Masterly Wind', as even quand il souffle he's more of a breeze than a maddening tempete.

I shall instruct the memsahib to break out the diary and supply dates forthwith.

[Burney]

I think 'our' bit is sheltered from the full effects of 'The Masterly Wind', as even quand il souffle he's more of a breeze than a maddening tempete.

I shall instruct the memsahib to break out the diary and supply dates forthwith.

It's not so much feeling it I recall as it being a constant aural presence. Like living near the M25 or something.

[Sir C]

It's not so much feeling it I recall as it being a constant aural presence. Like living near the M25 or something.

Ah no, we don't have that.

I used to do training camps near Lezignan, where they have the tramontane. Now there's a wind to send you mental. Days on end of a constant 60 mph. Doesn't change direction opr strength. Just blows.

[Burney]

Ah no, we don't have that.

I used to do training camps near Lezignan, where they have the tramontane. Now there's a wind to send you mental. Days on end of a constant 60 mph. Doesn't change direction opr strength. Just blows.

Yeah, that sounds familiar. Maybe that's what causes all these poor Allans to go mentally ill and murder people?

By the way, I've discovered a new podcast (well, new to me) that is highly hilarious. It's called 'My Dad Wrote A Porno'. Are you across this?

[Sir C]

Yeah, that sounds familiar. Maybe that's what causes all these poor Allans to go mentally ill and murder people?

By the way, I've discovered a new podcast (well, new to me) that is highly hilarious. It's called 'My Dad Wrote A Porno'. Are you across this?

No; I shall investigate forthwith.

For long drives in France I would heartily recommend the Maigret audiobooks. Awfully atmospheric.

[Sir C]

Yeah, that sounds familiar. Maybe that's what causes all these poor Allans to go mentally ill and murder people?

By the way, I've discovered a new podcast (well, new to me) that is highly hilarious. It's called 'My Dad Wrote A Porno'. Are you across this?

Subscribed. Thank you.

[Burney]

Subscribed. Thank you.

You have to go back to the beginning. But you're an intelligent man - you probably didn't need to be told that.

[Sir C]

You have to go back to the beginning. But you're an intelligent man - you probably didn't need to be told that.

It took but moments to decide to commence at part 1. I didn't get where I am today without knowing to start at the beginning.

[Burney]

It took but moments to decide to commence at part 1. I didn't get where I am today without knowing to start at the beginning.

Yes, I realised half way through typing it that it was a ridiculously stupid thing to say, but carried on anyway.