Younus playing Moeen like a fiddle.

[PotatoNoel]

Joe Root 2nd innings 250 incoming.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

We really are trying to throw away the chance to make history by having every bilateral trophy at the same time.

We have been pathetic all test - barring our nos 6, 7 and 8 scoring a couple of hundred runs between them. Everything else has been woeful. Our top order, our middle order, our tailenders, our bowling and our catching.

I'm not happy.

Maybe it's God's way of getting me to vent my spleen now so by tomorrow, our defeat by Liverpool will just be accepted with grim resignation.