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  1. 07-24-2016, 04:58 PM #1
    Herr Floyd
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    OMG the weirdest thing just happened. Im shaking here

    Just took a massive **** and while mopping up, something poked out my arsehole, bit my finger and disappeared back up my chad. I am in a terrible state here. WTF is in my arsehole? Im thinking of calling an ambulance.
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  2. 07-24-2016, 06:10 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herr Floyd View Post
    Just took a massive **** and while mopping up, something poked out my arsehole, bit my finger and disappeared back up my chad. I am in a terrible state here. WTF is in my arsehole? Im thinking of calling an ambulance.
    Oh, that'll be lemmiwinks.

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  3. 07-24-2016, 07:51 PM #3
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    Panic over guys, a trusted friend found the offender. A paper clip. I lterally have no idea how it got up there.
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