Enda Kenny, Irish Taoiseach

[SWv2]

Are they going to hold a vote on Irish reunification with the rest of the United Kingdom?

Oops I mis-read the question.

[Burney]

I did not vote for that wee ****ing freakshow.

You voted for him? I assumed he just appeared when you found his pot of gold and set you a riddle.

[Sir C]

When he feels particularly aggrieved, he is a Bitter Enda.
When he travels to the Orient he is an East Enda.
When he expires he will be a Dead Enda.

Enda. Enda isn't a name.

Savages. I told you, and you argued with me. A load of savages.

[Luis Anaconda]

You voted for him? I assumed he just appeared when you found his pot of gold and set you a riddle.

You see I was trying to avoid the obvious leprechaun tag
Bloody English and your racial stereotypes

[redgunamo]

You voted for him? I assumed he just appeared when you found his pot of gold and set you a riddle.

Like, why the **** should I stay at Aston Villa?

[SWv2]

You voted for him? I assumed he just appeared when you found his pot of gold and set you a riddle.

Yes, he was up against another couple of ****ing eejits including Dana (I think, maybe she dropped out of the race early).

I took the wise decision and voted for none of them.

[Burney]

You see I was trying to avoid the obvious leprechaun tag
Bloody English and your racial stereotypes

Look mate, I call a spade a spade. And if you have a tiny Irish fella who looks like a mythical creature, then I'm going to go with the culturally appropriate stereotype.

[Burney]

Yes, he was up against another couple of ****ing eejits including Dana (I think, maybe she dropped out of the race early).

I took the wise decision and voted for none of them.

Dana? The one who sang 'All Kinds of Everything' and now seems to be slightly more Catholic than the Pope? That Dana?

**** me. This 'whole monarch as head of state' thing sounds better every minute.

Are you going to give Johnny Logan a go next?

[SWv2]

Dana? The one who sang 'All Kinds of Everything' and now seems to be slightly more Catholic than the Pope? That Dana?

**** me. This 'whole monarch as head of state' thing sounds better every minute.

Are you going to give Johnny Logan a go next?

That's her. Turns out she came 6th though her campaign was troubled by allegations of her brother being some kind of sexual deviant.

Who'd have thought.

[Sir C]

look mate, i call a spade a spade. And if you have a tiny irish fella who looks like a mythical creature, then i'm going to go with the culturally appropriate stereotype.

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