It's time to choose sides, ladies.

[Sir C]

Who are YOU going to fight for in the coming inferno? Remember that in the maelstrom of civil war, brother will fight brother (I haven't got a brother) and son will fight father (he's dead).

Gird your loins, sharpen your swords, and prepare for battle.

[Ash]

Have you been reading that chap in the Telegraph talking about this divide as Roundheads and Cavaliers?

I quite like casting the EU as like royals. Shame I didn't pop that one at Jorge (PBUH) before he left. As Tony Benn said "Better a bad parliament than a good king".

[Burney]

Who are YOU going to fight for in the coming inferno? Remember that in the maelstrom of civil war, brother will fight brother (I haven't got a brother) and son will fight father (he's dead).

Gird your loins, sharpen your swords, and prepare for battle.

I intend to burn down the BBC. Just for ****s and giggles, like.

[Burney]

Have you been reading that chap in the Telegraph talking about this divide as Roundheads and Cavaliers?

I quite like casting the EU as like royals. Shame I didn't pop that one at Jorge (PBUH) before he left. As Tony Benn said "Better a bad parliament than a good king".

Was it Heffer or Charles Moore?

[SWv2]

Have you been reading that chap in the Telegraph talking about this divide as Roundheads and Cavaliers?

I quite like casting the EU as like royals. Shame I didn't pop that one at Jorge (PBUH) before he left. As Tony Benn said "Better a bad parliament than a good king".

Jorge has left? I assumed he was just off lying down coming to terms with it all. I know how seriously he takes this stuff.

[Sir C]

Have you been reading that chap in the Telegraph talking about this divide as Roundheads and Cavaliers?

I quite like casting the EU as like royals. Shame I didn't pop that one at Jorge (PBUH) before he left. As Tony Benn said "Better a bad parliament than a good king".

Oh. Hold on, I'm pretty sure we're Royalist. Yes, we're against foreign interference and lefties, and for the monarchy and low taxation.

[Sir C]

Jorge has left? I assumed he was just off lying down coming to terms with it all. I know how seriously he takes this stuff.

He's been giving it the full beans elsewhere

[Sir C]

I intend to burn down the BBC. Just for ****s and giggles, like.

I'm pretty sure we're supposed to take the TV and radio stations rather than burn them down, b.

[Ash]

Was it Heffer or Charles Moore?

Heffer, I think. They're a funny old bunch of buffers on there. Moore's style is so awkward. Not sure how he came to make a living by writing stuff.

[Burney]

I'm pretty sure we're supposed to take the TV and radio stations rather than burn them down, b.

I wanna burn the beeb down! WANNA!