So it's looking like remain unless the bookies have got it horribly wrong.

[Sir C]

Well there is always the British Virgin Islands (can't be many), Bermuda, Anguila, Montserrat or Turks and Caicos Islands...

Full of ghastly nouveau riche types hiding their ill-gotten gains. No, it just won't wash, I'm afraid.

It's back to Kenya, I suppose. I'm sure those hills will produce coffee.