The next steps on from Vardy

[The Jorge]

So, with the bruk arm, nicotine addicted dee dar snubbing us we've got a bit of a dilema. We wont get another striker of his quality, whatever you think his quality actually is, for £20m that's for sure. So, with an eye on the future, let's look at who's next.

Michy Batshuayi - £30m
I like this guy, I really do. He's got everything we could need and at that price and age actually represents decent value.

Alexandre Lacazette - £30m
A really good player, fast, a decent finisher but not so great with his back to goal and would struggle to be our focal point for sustained periods. Also, historical attitude problems. I'd steer clear.

Alvaro Morata - £55m and rising
The guy's good, very good, but is he £50m+ good? I'm not too sure. Anyway, it's safe to say he'll be used as a Pogba Pawn by Madrid. I doubt we'll get a look in.

Gonzo Higuain - £72m (possibly reduced to £47 million, if he can negotiate it)
A Rolls Royce of a player, we shouldve got him when we had the opportunity and I dont think we'll be able to now, or that he'll negotiate that reduced release clause.

PE Aubemayang - £65m (ish)
Not even sure he wants to leave BvB, and even if he does he'd want to go to Madrid. Safe to say the ship has probably sailed on this one.

Any more CFs of repute?

[IUFG]

Take your pick from any forward member of this squad

http://www.uefa.com/under17/season=2...043/index.html

[Sir C]

So, with the bruk arm, nicotine addicted dee dar snubbing us we've got a bit of a dilema. We wont get another striker of his quality, whatever you think his quality actually is, for £20m that's for sure. So, with an eye on the future, let's look at who's next.

Michy Batshuayi - £30m
I like this guy, I really do. He's got everything we could need and at that price and age actually represents decent value.

Alexandre Lacazette - £30m
A really good player, fast, a decent finisher but not so great with his back to goal and would struggle to be our focal point for sustained periods. Also, historical attitude problems. I'd steer clear.

Alvaro Morata - £55m and rising
The guy's good, very good, but is he £50m+ good? I'm not too sure. Anyway, it's safe to say he'll be used as a Pogba Pawn by Madrid. I doubt we'll get a look in.

Gonzo Higuain - £72m (possibly reduced to £47 million, if he can negotiate it)
A Rolls Royce of a player, we shouldve got him when we had the opportunity and I dont think we'll be able to now, or that he'll negotiate that reduced release clause.

PE Aubemayang - £65m (ish)
Not even sure he wants to leave BvB, and even if he does he'd want to go to Madrid. Safe to say the ship has probably sailed on this one.

Any more CFs of repute?

Walcott, Theo.

[Luis Anaconda]

So, with the bruk arm, nicotine addicted dee dar snubbing us we've got a bit of a dilema. We wont get another striker of his quality, whatever you think his quality actually is, for £20m that's for sure. So, with an eye on the future, let's look at who's next.

Michy Batshuayi - £30m
I like this guy, I really do. He's got everything we could need and at that price and age actually represents decent value.

Alexandre Lacazette - £30m
A really good player, fast, a decent finisher but not so great with his back to goal and would struggle to be our focal point for sustained periods. Also, historical attitude problems. I'd steer clear.

Alvaro Morata - £55m and rising
The guy's good, very good, but is he £50m+ good? I'm not too sure. Anyway, it's safe to say he'll be used as a Pogba Pawn by Madrid. I doubt we'll get a look in.

Gonzo Higuain - £72m (possibly reduced to £47 million, if he can negotiate it)
A Rolls Royce of a player, we shouldve got him when we had the opportunity and I dont think we'll be able to now, or that he'll negotiate that reduced release clause.

PE Aubemayang - £65m (ish)
Not even sure he wants to leave BvB, and even if he does he'd want to go to Madrid. Safe to say the ship has probably sailed on this one.

Any more CFs of repute?

Are you leaving out Troy Deeny because he is black, j? Are you?

[SWv2]

Are you leaving out Troy Deeny because he is black, j? Are you?

I know your game you semi German ****.

[SWv2]

Walcott, Theo.

Wenger has decided he is not up to the job.

Whilst your stoic loyalty is commendable I would urge you to at least try and keep up with the project.

[Norn Iron]

So, with the bruk arm, nicotine addicted dee dar snubbing us we've got a bit of a dilema. We wont get another striker of his quality, whatever you think his quality actually is, for £20m that's for sure. So, with an eye on the future, let's look at who's next.

Michy Batshuayi - £30m
I like this guy, I really do. He's got everything we could need and at that price and age actually represents decent value.

Alexandre Lacazette - £30m
A really good player, fast, a decent finisher but not so great with his back to goal and would struggle to be our focal point for sustained periods. Also, historical attitude problems. I'd steer clear.

Alvaro Morata - £55m and rising
The guy's good, very good, but is he £50m+ good? I'm not too sure. Anyway, it's safe to say he'll be used as a Pogba Pawn by Madrid. I doubt we'll get a look in.

Gonzo Higuain - £72m (possibly reduced to £47 million, if he can negotiate it)
A Rolls Royce of a player, we shouldve got him when we had the opportunity and I dont think we'll be able to now, or that he'll negotiate that reduced release clause.

PE Aubemayang - £65m (ish)
Not even sure he wants to leave BvB, and even if he does he'd want to go to Madrid. Safe to say the ship has probably sailed on this one.

Any more CFs of repute?

Will Grigg - on Fire

Kyle Lafferty - 7 foot, plays the flute.

Conor Washington - used to be a Postman

[Sir C]

Wenger has decided he is not up to the job.

Whilst your stoic loyalty is commendable I would urge you to at least try and keep up with the project.

M Wenger has told you this, has he?

[SWv2]

M Wenger has told you this, has he?

Yes actually.

And also he has made this very clear to the rest of you in his consistent team selections.

[SWv2]

So, with the bruk arm, nicotine addicted dee dar snubbing us we've got a bit of a dilema. We wont get another striker of his quality, whatever you think his quality actually is, for £20m that's for sure. So, with an eye on the future, let's look at who's next.

Michy Batshuayi - £30m
I like this guy, I really do. He's got everything we could need and at that price and age actually represents decent value.

Alexandre Lacazette - £30m
A really good player, fast, a decent finisher but not so great with his back to goal and would struggle to be our focal point for sustained periods. Also, historical attitude problems. I'd steer clear.

Alvaro Morata - £55m and rising
The guy's good, very good, but is he £50m+ good? I'm not too sure. Anyway, it's safe to say he'll be used as a Pogba Pawn by Madrid. I doubt we'll get a look in.

Gonzo Higuain - £72m (possibly reduced to £47 million, if he can negotiate it)
A Rolls Royce of a player, we shouldve got him when we had the opportunity and I dont think we'll be able to now, or that he'll negotiate that reduced release clause.

PE Aubemayang - £65m (ish)
Not even sure he wants to leave BvB, and even if he does he'd want to go to Madrid. Safe to say the ship has probably sailed on this one.

Any more CFs of repute?

I will just casually throw in my now annual suggestion of Karim Benzema.

Pros: He is French and from the very top drawer of footballing furniture.
Cons: He may not be available.

I suggest we private jet it over there, offer them what they want, point out to them that they have a readymade replacement in Morata and that whatever we are giving them will go some distance into funding their move for Pogba. Then Dick Law should simply slam his hand on the table and shout “BOOM!” in order to accentuate the aforementioned logic, effectively closing the deal.