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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Naples? You went to Naples?

    **** me. If you want to experience the third world in all its grubby glory, you have the whole of sub-Saharan Africa from which to choose.

    Naples? **** me.
    Yeah but where else can you see real life, carbonised, 2,000-year-old corpses still cowering in the actual position in which they burnt to death?

    I must say, I was surprised to learn that we actually bombed Pompeii during WW2. That's a bit like punching a down syndromic in the face, just for a laugh, isn't it?

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Yeah but where else can you see real life, carbonised, 2,000-year-old corpses still cowering in the actual position in which they burnt to death?

    I must say, I was surprised to learn that we actually bombed Pompeii during WW2. That's a bit like punching a down syndromic in the face, just for a laugh, isn't it?
    Clearly one goes to Sorrento, or Ravello. And does a day trip to Pompeii.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Naples? You went to Naples?

    **** me. If you want to experience the third world in all its grubby glory, you have the whole of sub-Saharan Africa from which to choose.

    Naples? **** me.
    Same difference really.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Same difference really.
    Except Africa's less dangerous. The DRC's a walk in the park compared to Naples.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Except Africa's less dangerous. The DRC's a walk in the park compared to Naples.
    Fair point.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    1) Not missing our flight (National Express delayed by 50 minutes. Cost of rebooking on the next flight 6 hours later on the other side of London = £130)
    2) Not staying with the least welcoming and convivial Italian mother ever, whose idea of hospitality was giving me a wide berth every time she saw me and slamming a plate full of fried cheese balls in front of me for dinner, two nights in a row
    3) Not driving two hours in the wrong direction to the beach, on the only sunny day
    4) Not walking to our hire car to drive to the airport only to find it had been towed away and replaced by a street market, with no signs in sight (Cost or reclaiming our car = €150)

    Apart form that, great trip.
    A chance to come on Awimb and do a Monty, priceless!
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

  7. #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez View Post
    A chance to come on Awimb and do a Monty, priceless!
    Granted, it's no accidentally entering into sexy congress with a HeShe

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