My grandfather did caution that teenage daughters were the worst possible curse in hell's locker, but the hoary old goat never once suggested that things could be as bad as *this*
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
I did modern dance in my time. My dad thought it would lead to me becoming gay.
It didn't.
A quick google search (hastily erased, naturally. Also Not Safe) has revealed the full horror of the thing. And in shameless detail too!
http://www.montpellierdanse.com/
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."