Things that could have gone better on my trip to Naples last week

[Ears are alight]

Yeah but where else can you see real life, carbonised, 2,000-year-old corpses still cowering in the actual position in which they burnt to death?

I must say, I was surprised to learn that we actually bombed Pompeii during WW2. That's a bit like punching a down syndromic in the face, just for a laugh, isn't it?

Clearly one goes to Sorrento, or Ravello. And does a day trip to Pompeii.