Whilst Sir C is correct in that Vardy

[The Jorge]

there's no need to shout! I'm not deaf, you know.

Pardon?

about quarter past!

[Luis Anaconda]

about quarter past!

It's a bit windy out

[Just Trent]

Although, what the agent wants isn't always exactly how the player feels. Well, not until he's had a load of cash waved under his nose. Getting turned down by Vardy at this point, would be like a rejection from a 5 pint munter, when you're the only chap left in the bar.

[Ash]

Although, what the agent wants isn't always exactly how the player feels. Well, not until he's had a load of cash waved under his nose. Getting turned down by Vardy at this point, would be like a rejection from a 5 pint munter, when you're the only chap left in the bar.

This assumes that the lady in question you describe so disparagingly is out in search of rumpy pumpy, and not just out for a drink.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Although, what the agent wants isn't always exactly how the player feels. Well, not until he's had a load of cash waved under his nose. Getting turned down by Vardy at this point, would be like a rejection from a 5 pint munter, when you're the only chap left in the bar.

One of the first dances I went to I spent all evening getting drunk trying to muster up courage to ask the ugliest girl in the disco to dance with me.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Hopefully this one can read properly

I thought the Suarez release clause was anything over £40M. I thought I heard whatshisface from the Boston Red Socks say that they were worried as the we had activated the release clause?

Did we somehow get this wrong?

[Ash]

I thought the Suarez release clause was anything over £40M. I thought I heard whatshisface from the Boston Red Socks say that they were worried as the we had activated the release clause?

Did we somehow get this wrong?

Arsenal did nothing wrong, as the release clause was anything over £40m. The Liverpool owner lied about it to make Arsenal look stupid and then bragged about lying about it but never got widely called out on it, it seems, as many people still don't seem to know what happened.

Crucially, the player could have asserted the buyout clause if he'd wanted to but didn't as he wanted to go to Barcelona instead. So it was just Suarez's decision really, not Arsenal's mistake.

[SWv2]

Arsenal did nothing wrong, as the release clause was anything over £40m. The Liverpool owner lied about it to make Arsenal look stupid and then bragged about lying about it but never got widely called out on it, it seems, as many people still don't seem to know what happened.

Crucially, the player could have asserted the buyout clause if he'd wanted to but didn't as he wanted to go to Barcelona instead. So it was just Suarez's decision really, not Arsenal's mistake.

An excellent summation of events. The Suarez incident failed simply because the player did not want the move.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Suarez wanted out. They probably lied to him too.

[SWv2]

Suarez wanted out. They probably lied to him too.

Yes, he wanted out, but he did not want to join Arsenal (or perhaps any other club in England).