they send out their more photogenic representatives rather than the really alarming and off-putting wons like this effort. C'mon, it's basic PR, guys. You can't win hearts and minds while looking like Gollum's girlfriend.
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they send out their more photogenic representatives rather than the really alarming and off-putting wons like this effort. C'mon, it's basic PR, guys. You can't win hearts and minds while looking like Gollum's girlfriend.
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"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Something like this, perhaps? A coy glint in her eye that may or may not be permanent facial paralysis.
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Look at this chirpy one. Still manages a smile and a thumbs up despite having a giant At sign emblazoned across her chest. No pity party for her!
Yeah, tellingly the hot chicks in wheelchair pictures on google all seem to be library shots (ie fake raspberries). The real wons all look pretty gopping.
But seriously, they could use amputee war veterans. Everyone likes an amputee war veteran. They immediately have our sympathy.