Good Islington boy, younger than Zlatan, proven Wembley winner, as mobile as Giroud, some fans would only need to remove the R from their old Adebayor shirt...
When I was young and full of rage
I hated Tottenham to the core
But now I've reached a gentler age
I hate the fùckers even more.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Calceus major subvertit
Even your flob stinks of garlic
If you're at a party and can't work out who is the weirdest most geeky person there it's probably YOU