Wasn't when it happened for me. It was The Day The Car Broke Down two years ago and I was waiting for an hour outside a garage for a wossname snatch vehicle pickup thingumajig to take the car to the dealer who would then take several weeks and about a thousand of my sterlings to fix it.Originally Posted by Sir C
Mind you, one breakdown & nasty repair bill in 11 years of active service for the generally trusty old steed isn't bad going really. :touchwood:
Of course it could have been much worse, and it may have been the luck of the bird **** that kept the bill down to one, cool, large.
My old Ma used to say, 'Sometimes it takes one cross to break a bigger one.' Of course, I had **** all idea what she meant then, and still don't.
Seems to be a lot of this going about lately. Happened to me a few weeks ago.I got out of my car at work and walked to the shop to buy some stamps. At some point on that journey, a bird (I assume) crapped brownly down my shirtfront. I didn't notice it until I'd been sat down at my desk for 10 minutes and now have a bit wet patch on my chest where I've had to clean it off.
So that's been a good start to the day.
Hang on, I think we've all been a little remiss in not mentioning this classic of the genre.I got out of my car at work and walked to the shop to buy some stamps. At some point on that journey, a bird (I assume) crapped brownly down my shirtfront. I didn't notice it until I'd been sat down at my desk for 10 minutes and now have a bit wet patch on my chest where I've had to clean it off.
So that's been a good start to the day.
I was half expecting this to be some sort of bizarre sex ritual. Imagine my disappointment to learn that it was an actual bird
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
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