You'll all be relieved to hear that my goolies have improved.

[Sir C]

'Improved' in what sense? Aesthetically? Spiritually? Intellectually? Culturally?

Testicularly.

[Luis Anaconda]

Has your dhobi-wallah applied too much starch to your drawers cellular, la? The dhobi itch can be a nasty business.

Well, the dhobi-wallahs are mostly Eastern European round here and I can safely say it is probably down to an Eastern European

[Burney]

Well, the dhobi-wallahs are mostly Eastern European round here and I can safely say it is probably down to an Eastern European

Your crotch rot is down to an Eastern European, la?

This tells us more than we want to know about your private life imo.

[Luis Anaconda]

Your crotch rot is down to an Eastern European, la?

This tells us more than we want to know about your private life imo.

tbf Muncih is pretty much Eastern Europe

[Burney]

tbf Muncih is pretty much Eastern Europe

We're all pretty much Eastern Europe now, la.

[Pat Vegas]

They don't feel robust enough to go for a run yet, but they're definitely better than yesterday.

Excellent news you must have released the torsion