I dont want Zlatan to go to United

[The Jorge]

Yes, but football hipsters like j love the guy for some reason.

He's ****ing mint, also he's not in bad nick either so his age isnt an issue.

[7sisters]

He's ****ing mint, also he's not in bad nick either so his age isnt an issue.

It is when you consider his wage demands.
11m per year, according to the Grauniad.

[Ash]

He's 34, if you dont mind. And yes, he's a massive self-r'garding prick but surely it would be hypocritical of you to hold that against him.

It's not like he's on record as boasting about his eight figure salary or anything

To be fair to Finchley Boy he does also do a line in self-deprecation to balance things up a little. Zlatan is just a monstrous thunder****. And whatever you say about him being in good shape, you can never be sure when the legs suddenly fall of a cliff, regardless of their technical qualities. Look at dear old Mikel.

[The Jorge]

To be fair to Finchley Boy he does also do a line in self-deprecation to balance things up a little. Zlatan is just a monstrous thunder****. And whatever you say about him being in good shape, you can never be sure when the legs suddenly fall of a cliff, regardless of their technical qualities. Look at dear old Mikel.

I'm pretty sure its ironic self-deprecation though.

Also, do you mean his legs would unfortunately fall off a cliff ?

[TheCurly]

We deserve a bit of Zlatan imo.

Good Lord no! A Bosnian at my football club? I don't think so

[SWv2]

Good Lord no! A Bosnian at my football club? I don't think so

The new bloke is Albanian which is more or less Bosnian.

[TheCurly]

The new bloke is Albanian which is more or less Bosnian.

We talked about Albanians last week SW
King Zog was probably a sound guy

[The Jorge]

We talked about Albanians last week SW
King Zog was probably a sound guy

Terrence Stamp?

From memory he was always pestering people for blowjobs