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Thread: I am blessed with being left footed. However

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    I am blessed with being left footed. However

    my right foot is so ****ing bad it makes me completely useless at football.
    I might actually get this looked into I think I am flat footed or something on my right foot.

    also used to affect my skating skills.

    but mentioned on here before I am also right handed so this seems to be unusual combination.


    and as **** as I am at football. I actually have a decent shot with my left foot. I am completely useless in a game but I have scored the occasional 'wonder' goal*

    *by playground standards.

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    I too am left footed and right handed. Didn't think it was that rare a combination.

    And my left foot is / was indeed, 'cultured'...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Online says it's not that common. Left handed right footed is more common.

    I used to think maybe I am supposed to be left handed too but they made me learn with my right hand at school.

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    The Jorge
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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    I too am left footed and right handed. Didn't think it was that rare a combination.

    And my left foot is / was indeed, 'cultured'...
    Much like Mesut


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    my right foot is so ****ing bad it makes me completely useless at football.
    I might actually get this looked into I think I am flat footed or something on my right foot.

    also used to affect my skating skills.

    but mentioned on here before I am also right handed so this seems to be unusual combination.


    and as **** as I am at football. I actually have a decent shot with my left foot. I am completely useless in a game but I have scored the occasional 'wonder' goal*

    *by playground standards.
    Not sure you can go to the doctor for being **** at football, f.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Jorge View Post
    Much like Mesut

    Surely Mesut's foot is a devout Allan foot and would therefore know nothing of the grape?

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    The Jorge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Surely Mesut's foot is a devout Allan foot and would therefore know nothing of the grape?
    Yes but it did invent zero and a lot of modern medicine

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Jorge View Post
    Yes but it did invent zero and a lot of modern medicine
    Yes. And the word 'alcohol', ironically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Not sure you can go to the doctor for being **** at football, f.
    Nah I really think there is something wrong with my foot. flat foot or my foot is bent or something.

    I also run like shaggy from scooby doo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Not sure you can go to the doctor for being **** at football, f.
    Although you *can* for being good at it #GoD
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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