my right foot is so ****ing bad it makes me completely useless at football.
I might actually get this looked into I think I am flat footed or something on my right foot.

also used to affect my skating skills.

but mentioned on here before I am also right handed so this seems to be unusual combination.


and as **** as I am at football. I actually have a decent shot with my left foot. I am completely useless in a game but I have scored the occasional 'wonder' goal*

*by playground standards.