Yesterday I learnt that responding to your pregnant partners's observation that she's

[Monty92]

got fat legs by saying “You’re pregnant – you’re allowed to have fat legs” is not conducive to domestic accord.

[Sir C]

got fat legs by saying “You’re pregnant – you’re allowed to have fat legs” is not conducive to domestic accord.

Does she have fat legs, m?

I'm sorry for your trouble.

[Burney]

got fat legs by saying “You’re pregnant – you’re allowed to have fat legs” is not conducive to domestic accord.

It's your fault for continually chucking babies up the poor girl. She hates you for it.

[Monty92]

Does she have fat legs, m?

I'm sorry for your trouble.

She's pregnant! Your body goes to ****ing **** when you've got a human growing inside you. I see little benefit in denying this. It's not like it's due to gluttony or even bad genes. It's just what happens if you choose to have a kid.

So, frankly, **** her in the ear.

[The Jorge]

got fat legs by saying “You’re pregnant – you’re allowed to have fat legs” is not conducive to domestic accord.

It's not like this is even your first time, you know the rules on this stuff.

[Sir C]

She's pregnant! Your body goes to ****ing **** when you've got a human growing inside you. I see little benefit in denying this. It's not like it's due to gluttony or even bad genes. It's just what happens if you choose to have a kid.

So, frankly, **** her in the ear.

It's probably the only bit you'll be granted access to for some time

[Monty92]

It's not like this is even your first time, you know the rules on this stuff.

I wasn't even being gratuitously rude. I simply assumed it would be taken as fair comment. I can hardly tell her she's never looked better with a straight face, can I?

[Ash]

I wasn't even being gratuitously rude. I simply assumed it would be taken as fair comment. I can hardly tell her she's never looked better with a straight face, can I?

There's probably a grey area between "Yes, you're fat" and "You've never looked better" that you might have explored.

[The Jorge]

I wasn't even being gratuitously rude. I simply assumed it would be taken as fair comment. I can hardly tell her she's never looked better with a straight face, can I?

You've not said "ewwwww, booobies!" have you?

[Monty92]

There's probably a grey area between "Yes, you're fat" and "You've never looked better" that you might have explored.

But that's exactly what I did. I gave her a get-out. Yes, you're fat, but you're supposed to be. That's the **** deal that evolution struck for you. So don't feel guilty or disappointed - it's all part of the circle of life.

*pats her on the arse and makes a comedy BOIIIIIING noise*