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Thread: Sir C, do not fear the idle threats of that grubby fanny Herbette

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    Sir C, do not fear the idle threats of that grubby fanny Herbette

    I will not allow he or Jorge to intimidate your good self or our class. I shall mobilise my storm troopers immediately and have them both dealt with in the most violent and brutal way possible. Just before I order the death blows I will call you and Bernie in so you can guide Herbette's tiny greasy cock into Jorge's backside for what will be their last living memory. We will not allow a slav anywhere near our great club.

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    You're all over the shop HF, thought you and Herbs were homies?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    *Homoes*.

    [QUOTE=barrybueno;4110958]You're all over the shop HF, thought you and Herbs were homies?
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    You're all over the shop HF, thought you and Herbs were homies?
    We were Baz but he recently ridiculed my posts. I cant recall the exact word he used but I had to google it and it basically wasnt very nice. Also he has sided himself with Jorge and thats unforgivable in my book.

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    The Jorge
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    [QUOTE=redgunamo;4110960]
    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    You're all over the shop HF, thought you and Herbs were homies?
    It was a tap in but I think you of all people know that they count just as much.

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    aha, well played reds. Like a man in the orthopedic shoes, I stand corrected.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    The Jorge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herr Floyd View Post
    We were Baz but he recently ridiculed my posts. I cant recall the exact word he used but I had to google it and it basically wasnt very nice. Also he has sided himself with Jorge and thats unforgivable in my book.
    What can I say? I have a magnetic personality and charisma that's irresistable to men of sweat and honour.

    It's fair to say that were I a bufty I wouldve been beating them off with two ****ty sticks, as it were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Jorge View Post
    What can I say? I have a magnetic personality and charisma that's irresistable to men of sweat and honour.

    It's fair to say that were I a bufty I wouldve been beating them off with two ****ty sticks, as it were.
    Im sure you would J. But surely the last person you want making moves on you is a grubby, bedraggled working class lump like Herbette Chapman. Im fond of Herbette and had hoped I could have him in my Storm Troop. I think he can ruck?

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    You appear to be somewhat misapprehended. It is I who has recruited Jorge to the cause. Marshal Bilic will appoint me his second-in-command and if Jorge can refrain from embarrassing himself by belching up offal in the Marshal's presence I may recommend a post for him in The Politburo.

    As for you, my grubby little brown-shirt friend, you are of such small significance I won't even bother to have you executed. The Marshal enjoys raucous drinking sessions with his troops and we will keep you as a court fool our amusement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herr Floyd View Post
    I will not allow he or Jorge to intimidate your good self or our class. I shall mobilise my storm troopers immediately and have them both dealt with in the most violent and brutal way possible. Just before I order the death blows I will call you and Bernie in so you can guide Herbette's tiny greasy cock into Jorge's backside for what will be their last living memory. We will not allow a slav anywhere near our great club.
    A gentleman fears nothing, old chap, save disgrace or dishonour.

    One stands for right, and with God at our side, and in the service of Her Majesty, we remain undaunted, though w die on Horseguards Parade, choking on our own blood. Right will, eventually, out.

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