Joachim Löw must be appointed our new Manager

[Herr Floyd]

He has the right class, nationality and standing suitable for Arsenal Football Club. He brings a wealth of experience and as a German will ensure all enemy managers feel overawed by his presence. He will bring with him Thomas Muller, Marco Reus and Manuel Neuer for starters. He will win the Champions League in his first season.

[The Jorge]

He has the right class, nationality and standing suitable for Arsenal Football Club. He brings a wealth of experience and as a German will ensure all enemy managers feel overawed by his presence. He will bring with him Thomas Muller, Marco Reus and Manuel Neuer for starters. He will win the Champions League in his first season.

Also, lots of cuddling and smart/casual uniforms.

[Herr Floyd]

Also, lots of cuddling and smart/casual uniforms.

Look at his hair Jorge. He has a thick head of black hair and is also very handsome. Does he have your backing?

[The Jorge]

Look at his hair Jorge. He has a thick head of black hair and is also very handsome. Does he have your backing?

I wouldnt be angry but, let's face it, he's no Comrade Slaven.

That's not former Middlesborough ledge Bernie Slaven btw

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Look at his hair Jorge. He has a thick head of black hair and is also very handsome. Does he have your backing?

Clearly dyes it. As vain as a teenage girl and, I suspect, masturbates to his own reflection.

[The Jorge]

Clearly dyes it. As vain as a teenage girl and, I suspect, masturbates to his own reflection.

Or do you think that's what he uses his identically dressed assistant for?

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

He would make LVG look uglier than ever