Your undemocratic, corrupt reign draws to its close. After Slav has led the glorious revolution, it will fall on comrade Jorge and I to cleanse society of your kind. It will be brutal but swift and the head of the snake, your so called 'Monsieur Wenger', will be first to be summarily executed.
The lower echelons of your cohort, such your batman Berni, will be spared the bullet but will undergo intense re-education to purge them of their counter revolutionary and anti-socialist tendencies.
Just look at him Charlie. You live in terror of him but your fear can never match the love that we, his people, feel for him.