Xhaka - Looks as though we have submitted a €43m bid which Gladbach seem happy with

[PSRB]

I'm quite a fan of the lad but I do worry about whether his defensive side of the game will be up to the sheer pace of the game over here. That said, he's very assured and calm at bundesliga pace so I'm hoping for a brief adaptation period.

Xhaka can

[Sir C]

Albanian descent. They're footballers.

Albanian

I had a bad time in Tirana in 1983.

I've never liked Albanians since.

[The Jorge]

Xhaka can

Well that's the song taken care of

[Luis Anaconda]

Well that's the song taken care of

Not this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3PoTnkLfxE

[Pat Vegas]

But Sanchez is going

[Ash]

I had a bad time in Tirana in 1983.

Oh dear. Did you shake your head to refuse an offer you didn't wish to take up? Which in Albanian means Yes.

[The Jorge]

Oh dear. Did you shake your head to refuse an offer you didn't wish to take up? Which in Albanian means Yes.

This must be tough for the whole "safe spaces" thing

[Ash]

This must be tough for the whole "safe spaces" thing

I'm fairly sure there are no safe spaces in Albania.

[Sir C]

Oh dear. Did you shake your head to refuse an offer you didn't wish to take up? Which in Albanian means Yes.

No, I was locked up for 48 hours for being a furrin

I thought they were going to shoot me, tbh.

[redgunamo]

Xhaka can

Well, we should just bloody well sign Can then!

Wenger out.