"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Are you referring to our homosexual way of playing? Stress on their butts.
He was referring to our inability to be in the correct positions on the pitch thus meaning that they have to over extend resulting in the increased likelihood of injury.
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman