Summer is upon us; let the grilling and smoking commence!

[SWv2]

Sir C will not tolerate this argument. He gives me sad, pitying looks when I suggest that cars are simply tools and don't have souls.

I laugh at bullies like him. Big gay bullies, if indeed there can be such a thing.

[Burney]

I laugh at bullies like him. Big gay bullies, if indeed there can be such a thing.

There are. I've seen them in prison movies.

[Ash]

Do people still do that? I would have thought that the idea of driving for pleasure in this country went out with double-declutching and the canvas-backed driving glove?

I have occasionally taken the car for a stroll to stop it completely seizing up after a long time unused.

[barrybueno]

You ain't no Jew bruv...

learn from Monty and clean up dude

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

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They do large sacks of restaurant charcoal at my local farm shop. Lumpwood tends to slip through my Weber grate a lot though

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I know Wenger is getting a grilling but who is smoking?